Can you handle the truth?

Cribbed off the application form for a certificate of no criminal record (CNCC):

What are your reasons for emigrating? (please select only 3 boxes as the most important reasons and rank them in order of importance, with 1 indicating as the most important)

[ ] High cost of living in Singapore
[ ] Singapore is too regulated and stifling
[ ] Better career/ business prospects overseas
[ ] Better and less stressful education opportunities for your children
[ ] Prefer a more relaxed lifestyle
[ ] To be united with close family members who migrated earlier
[ ] Do not want your son/s to serve National Service
[ ] Retirement abroad
[ ] Marriage to a foreign national
[ ] Uncertain future of Singapore
[ ] Others (specify)

*snerk*